The Tourist's Prayer
Heavenly Father,
Look down on us your
humble, obedient tourist servants who are doomed to travel this earth taking
photographs, mailing postcards, buying souvenirs and walking around in drip-dry
underwear.
We beseech you, O Lord, to see that our plane is not hijacked, luggage is not
lost and our overweight baggage goes unnoticed.
Give us this day Divine guidance in selection of hotels. We pray that the
phones work, and that there is no mail awaiting from our children which would
force us to cancel the rest of the trip.
Lead us to good, inexpensive restaurants where the wine is included in the
price of the meal. Give us the wisdom to tip correctly in currencies we do not
understand.
Make the natives love us for what we are and not what we can contribute to
their worldly goods.
Give us the strength to visit museums, the cathedrals, the palaces, and if,
perchance, we skip an historic monument to take a nap after lunch, have mercy
on us for our flesh is weak.
Dear God, protect our wives from "bargains" they don't need or can't
afford. Lead them not into temptation for they know not what they do.
Almighty Father, keep our husbands from looking at foreign women and comparing
them to us. Save them from making fools of themselves in nightclubs. Above all,
please forgive them their trespasses for they know exactly what they do.
And when the voyage is over, grant us the favor of finding someone who will
look at our home movies and listen to our stories, so our lives as tourists
will not have been in vain.
Geweldig!!!! Die ga ik van je "lenen" om mijn laatste log mee te starten.
BeantwoordenVerwijderenEn ik kom naar jouw foto's en filmpjes kijken als jij naar die van mij kijkt ;-)